Monday, November 24, 2008

My Penis Is A Banjo - A Love Poem

My penis is a banjo.
Not a mandolin, or flute,
instruments not of the common man.
No.
A banjo.

Singing a song that everyone relates to.
A song that makes women swoon.
A song that makes children dance.
My penis is a banjo.

Is that silly to say?
Or,
do you just not understand?
My penis is a banjo.

The music of the mountain people.
Folksmen of the Dust Bowl.
They play banjos. My penis is one.

Critics can scowl.
Cynics can laugh.
My penis is still a banjo.

Music of men that makes the world go 'round.
'round.
'round.
'round.

Until, it one day stops. And on that day, a new penis, a new banjo, a new song.

For what is enjoyment if only fleeting? So, play on.

On and on. Into the night.

My penis is a banjo.

2 comments:

just me said...

At first I wasn't sure if this was funny, but then I reconsidered, and decided it was hilarious.

Your Ill-fitting Overcoat said...

That's pretty much my reaction to every thing he writes.