My penis is a banjo.Not a mandolin, or flute,
instruments not of the common man.
No.
A banjo.
Singing a song that everyone relates to.
A song that makes women swoon.
A song that makes children dance.
My penis is a banjo.
Is that silly to say?
Or,
do you just not understand?
My penis is a banjo.
The music of the mountain people.
Folksmen of the Dust Bowl.
They play banjos. My penis is one.
Critics can scowl.
Cynics can laugh.
My penis is still a banjo.
Music of men that makes the world go 'round.
'round.
'round.
'round.
Until, it one day stops. And on that day, a new penis, a new banjo, a new song.
For what is enjoyment if only fleeting? So, play on.
On and on. Into the night.
My penis is a banjo.






2 comments:
At first I wasn't sure if this was funny, but then I reconsidered, and decided it was hilarious.
That's pretty much my reaction to every thing he writes.
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